Ten Tips for New-Age Influencers

Your life is your brand. Public crisis is your stage.

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So. You love the New Age. All of it. Yoga, mindfulness, crystals, essential oils, vegan/keto/fasting diets. Channeling Source. The Law of Attraction. The Power of Now. The Secret. You’ve woken up.

The “pandemic” has the potential to clear a LOT of negative energy out of your way, and release you from the limitations of 3D employment. You’re ready to live your best life, and help others do the same. It’s time to take this paradigm to the parasocial.

But Who are You, and What is Your Why? How should you think about your story, your brand, your Big Ask? What does your truth mean in the time of the “pandemic”? There’s so much trauma around you: how can you flip the script and manifest abundance? Here are ten tips to get you started and help you visualize your healing selfies onto infinite screens.

1. At the centre of your New Age biography, claim that a peak experience transformed you into a different person. Someone better than who you were. It could have been through yoga, meditation, plant medicine, astrology. It doesn’t matter. The most important thing is that it was unsupervised, disconnected from stable community and tradition. It must sound heroic, unique, unprecedented, unmentored. There is no history in the New Age…